Isn't a self portrait supposed to represent your best self, or at least how you wished people would see you? Of course, mine involves looking put together to show that I know where I'm headed with my life. Hence exhibit A.
I don't know where to laugh, be appalled, or be touched when four single girls show up for dinner tonight and the waiter informs us that he's going to seat us under the marriage tent. Yep, you heard that right. Not only are we directly under the marriage tent, nobody else is remotely near us so hopefully being under the marriage tent will change our luck. I guess the "portrait" I'm sending to the world is unfortunately of my single status. :)