Says No to Soda. I'd much rather save my calories for a piece of chocolate cake. Owns a Library Card. I use my library card more than I should. Her Dog Obeys Her. If I had a dog it would definitely obey me. Refrigerator is Responsible. My refrigerator is well stocked with cheese (my love of cheese should impress you and if it doesn't, you're just plain weird). Productive Hobby. I like to think that I spend most of my spare time engaged in productive hobbies--volunteering, service, being a docent, blogging, cooking. Laid Back and Elegantly Simple. I've got the laid back and elegantly simple thing down pat (unless you run twenty minutes into Relief Society) Embraces Information Well, the BBC is my homepage. Your Ex-Boyfriends are guys I can Respect As most of the guys I've dated are now married and responsible citizens, I think I'm pretty safe.